Tinker Gnome Artificer
Strength -2, Stamina 0, Agility 2, Dexterity 3, Fighting 0, Intellect 7, Awareness 0, Presence 2
Improved Grab, Improvised Tools, Inventor, Languages 2, Minion 3, Minion 3, Skill Mastery: Technology, Speed of Thought
Expertise: Magic 6 (7), Ranged Combat: Battlefist 2 (6), Stealth 6 (20), Treatment 5 (+12)
Extra Limbs: Extra Limbs 1 (technological, 1 extra limb, Advantages: Improved Grab)
Deflect: Deflect 2 (Alternate; Reduced Range: close)
Protection: Protection 6 (+6 Toughness)
Bag of Holding (Easily Removable)
Movement: Movement 1 (dimensions, Dimensional: Bag 1: one dimension, 800 lbs.; Affects Objects Only, Increased Mass 4; Permanent)
Battlefist: Blast 6 (bludgeoning, invented, DC 21; Homing: 1 extra attempt; Diminished Range 3)
Life Laser: Blast 8 (Alternate; life, DC 23; Affects Insubstantial 2: full rank; Limited: Only against unlife)
Invention!: Transform 8 (magical, technological, Affects: Broad > Broad, Transforms: 200 lbs., DC 18; Increased Duration: continuous; Custom: Wild Magic chance, Unreliable (roll))
Low-light Vision: Senses 1 (Low-light Vision)
Little Helpers: Summon 3 (magical, technological; Active, Increased Duration: continuous, Multiple Minions 2: 4 minions, Type (General): Machines; Custom: Wild Magic chance, Unreliable (roll))
Syringes: Healing 4 (biological, magical, piercing; Action: move, Reach (ranged) 5: 25 ft.)
Dodge 10, Parry 2, Fortitude 4, Toughness 6, Will 6
You think you know me? YOU DON’T KNOW ME.
Unless you do know me. I mean like really know me. Like actually for really real do know me. I don’t mean in like a BIBLICAL sense KNOW me because that’d be weird but I mean actually… you know… KNOWING me like a person… you know… would KNOW another person. Like really well. Because I am a mystery wrapped an in enigma. To… anyone who doesn’t know me. Really.
Look I’m not even from AROUND here. I came here in ship that travels the stars, ok? You probably can’t even wrap your head around that. And let me tell you, I’ve been here a good goddamned long time. I mean I’ve been asleep a lot of that time but I’ve BEEN HERE. Which is probably more than you can say. Unless you have been here the whole time. Which in that case alright then.
I well I mean we, because there were a bunch of us, ok, WE came here looking for new power sources and boy did we find one. Off the charts, redline, zam POW. Readings so wacky our ship couldn’t even HANDLE it. And crashed. Actually come to think of it I’m not even certain how many of us there were.
But we were ARE Tinker Gnomes. Much to my dismay. We wanted to take the power our readings found back to the mountain, back to our own world, to be used in the greatest creations Krynn has ever seen! Now I’m just trapped here. Me and Lini. Don’t know what I’d do without her. Probably would have ripped out my own heart and replaced it with a metal one, if I hadn’t found her, just to stop feeling. Ok maybe not, the monks were good people. Animals. People. Whatever. Kept me sane in their own way. But there’s only so much zen you can stand when you’ve seen what I’ve seen. Done what I’ve done. Been responsible for what I’ve been responsible for.
Look my point is people say all sorts of things about me and most of them are wrong. I’m not this adventurer or hero or this destroyer or godmaker or anything I just want to live my life. I mean ok I was all ambitious about this power source and maybe even wanted to keep it for myself but I JUST DON’T CARE ANYMORE. I’m a scientist slash sorcerer slash inventor. I just want to settle down, live my life out with my friends and creations in peace. I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. But I just know I just KNOW that’s not gonna happen there will always be something SOMETHING and off I am again obliterating something beautiful because REASONS. ALWAYS REASONS.
Fuck my life.